I haven’t read them all so I can’t count ‘em.

Which book has no murder?

Even with no murder I’ll bet it has dead bodies.

Do I count war and genocide?

Gregg Sutter - 20 October 2006 10:02 PM

Which book has no murder?

Touch?

Touch?

You are correct, sir.

Every post in this thread has just one line.  Hmmm…

There’s a book called Get Dutch, it has no murders. hahaha

Which book does a dog get murdered?

Cosmo - 23 October 2006 03:18 PM

Which book does a dog get murdered?

does death-by-gator count as murder?

Remember, the alligator had a point of view in Maximum Bob so its a crime.  Somebody quote it.

Genocide only counts if EL’s character did the hacking him/herself.  Say, wasn’t some lame ol’ dog snuffed for failing to learn new tricks in Killshot?  Say, how do you raise you bars?

It’s off to the library to retreive that copy of Maximum Bob.  That alligator dialog was priceless.  Surely someone will beat me to it.  But if no one’s willing to type it up…

Came up with the answer to the dog murder question earlier this morning, about 9 hours after Reverb’s reply.

Which novel mentions my hometown?  It’s also the first EL novel I read (hope that doesn’t give it away).  What’s my hometown, you ask?

Costa Mesa

Carney - 24 October 2006 11:24 AM

It’s off to the library to retreive that copy of Maximum Bob. Which novel mentions my hometown?  It’s also the first EL novel I read (hope that doesn’t give it away).  What’s my hometown, you ask?

Costa Mesa

get shorty .. .where farrah’s mom lived

Give the man a cigar.

Maybe we’re getting off the body count topic a little, but what’s with the pruning shears? Bad guys play around with them in at least three EL novels. Anybody remember those gardening lessons?