LACrimAtty - 10 October 2009 11:46 PM
Golf, golf talk, and golfers bore the shit out of you. You might even make golfers strip down in the country club locker room and rob their saggy asses, make the old guys mix with the wives to show each other shriveled up organs and saggy body parts as you lift wallets and purses. Then laugh later over a joint, remembering looks of fear and humiliation.
yes
a universe
where all the best stories
are told in apartments
overlooking golf courses,
palmer park,
what was the place in the caribean
where melanie was living?
waiting for rum punch to reach some logical conclusion,
or a deific intervention was necesary it would happen in a window overlooking a golf couse,
around eight mile
there is no such thing as a golf story
they are all love stories
boy meets girl
woman holds the gun
shoots to save her man
all within easy driving distance of a great golf course
where bodies are often found
